Wii Fit: Don’t forget to brush your teeth before you go to bed.
brianp: Why, thank you for the reminder, kind anthropomorphic plastic rectangle! Of all my consumer electronics, you’re the only one who cares about my dental well-being.
Wii Fit: Looks like the Basic Balance Test isn’t your forte.
brianp: Point taken; I suppose I should play your balance games some more. The ski slalom one is kind of fun.
Wii Fit: Do you find yourself tripping when you walk?
brianp: There’s no need to be a jerk about it.
Wii Fit: Create separation between your upper and lower body.
brianp: My upper and lower body are doing just fine in their current, connected arrangement, thank you very much. Barring any sort of freak industrial accident, connected they shall remain.
Wii Fit: Please step off me.
